Saturday, January 17, 2009

Super Bowl Commercial

We fade in on a twenty-something somewhat attractive white girl. She's sitting on a stool slightly off-center with a stark white background. Subsequent actors are the standard rainbow array of politically correct races and ages.

"...you spend your whole life being told that you're sick, that you're a deviant, so the first time I met someone that didn't treat me that way, but promised to explore it with me, well, that was a revelation."

Towards the end of her statement she begins to fade away on camera, with our next actor's face superimposed over her until he is all that remains.

"...friends found my porn stash when I was fifteen. Needless to say, my social life wasn't a whole lot of fun till I could escape to college..."

next actor, this one is a bit older than the others

"My employer found out about a meeting I was attending, and fired me for it. Said it was 'bad for workplace morale.' How am I supposed to make my mortgage?"

next actor, again a bit older

"I had always been a good parent. Why did CPS feel the need to remove my child from its loving home just because of what we did in the bedroom?

next actor, this one the youngest of them all

"It's something that's so integral to your identity, but how are you supposed to tell the people you care about about it, like your parents? I mean, they would already pitch a fit if I was gay: no way they're ready to hear that I like pain and am most fulfilled in a subservient role!"

Fade to black, with the following words superimposed in the center of the screen in white

"24% of lypiphiles have lost their jobs because of intolerance. 3%, their children."

these words fade, and new ones replace them.

"Let's fix that."

new words

"www.lypiphilia.org"

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